CoWorker to customer on telephone about pork recall at our business: We only were recalling pork dated March 4th through March 16th.
Customer: Mine is dated April 2nd. Can I eat it?
Phone Support Guy: Yes sir. That’s not in our recall dates.
Customer: Are you 100% sure it is safe?
Phone Support Guy: Yes sir. That pork wasn’t part of our recall.
Customer: What are the dates again?
Phone Support Guy: March 4th through March 16th.
Customer: So, it won’t kill me?
Phone Support No sir, unless you plan on throwing it on the floor, jump on it a few times, then licking it up and eating it raw.