Stupid Coworkers

A young lady in our office was getting married and she was talking with another coworker. She mentioned that she was going to France for her honeymoon. The coworker asked the lady what she was going to do on her Honeymoon? Was she going to be by herself? The young lady couldn’t believe that someone would ask such a stupid question.

Stupid Things Overheard

High school girl #1: Yeah, Americans have no moral values. The United States hasn’t had good morals since, like, the 17th century.

High school girl #2: Yeah, I know.

High school girl #1: I mean, you could walk down the street naked and no one would say anything. That would never happen in Europe.

High school girl #2: Yeah, but in France women wear tight, revealing clothing, too.

High school girl #1: But in France it’s fashionable. Here it’s just slutty.

Stupid Criminals

PARIS – What’s a television without its remote control? Not much, decided a thief in southwestern France who returned to the home from which he had just stolen a TV to pick up the remote control — and was arrested.

The man robbed a retiree’s house in the village of Mussidan, taking the TV set and some hunting rifles, police said. While the owner was reporting the theft at the local police station, the thief returned.

Alert neighbors tipped off the police and they caught the man red-handed.

“He came back to take the remote control,” a local police spokesman said. “I guess there’s daring and there’s stupid.”

Stupid Students – excerpt from student essay – The inhabitants…

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.excerpt from student essay…