Stupid CoWorkers

I use to work at a 1 hour lab outside of a mall in Knoxville. The owner, Brenda, was just plain stupid, and set of to prove it on a daily basis. In the winter time, static becomes a problem because the negative get a charge, and dust will stick to the negs, causing white specks on the prints. To help fight against the static problem, we would spray the printing chair and control area with those anti-static sprays. If you were sitting in the printing chair, there was a sign right in front of your face warning to NEVER spray the negatives with that spray! Well, Brenda was printing one night and forgot to run the negs through the compressed air (blow the dust off the negs), so the prints all came out with white specks all over them. I return the negs to her to be reprinted (who would pay for poor printing). Thinking that this strip of negs was different in some way that made it super static, she picks up a can of anti-static spray and “cleans” the negatives with it! Then whips them down with a soft cloth. I tried to stop her, but it was too late. She goes on and prints the negative and when they came out, every picture was “smeared”. That stuff can soften the emulsion, and when she wiped them, it smudged everything, ruining the pictures forever. Needless to say, when the customer came in to pick up the pics, she tells them that something must be wrong with her camera, none on the pics turned out and showed the lady a couple of the ruined photos. The customer believes Brenda, which makes me wonder who was stupider!!! Side note— the next day, all the stores got memos about how we should never clean the negs with an anti-static spray. 🙂

Stupid Salespeople

To prove just how smart the people who work for McDonalds are I told my brother that I would order a cheeseburger without cheese to find out what the guy would say. He did just what I thought he would do, he called back to the grill for a cheeseburger with no cheese instead of handing me a burger off the warmer. The guy working the grill didn’t catch on either, because he wrapped it in a special wrapper instead of suggesting that he give me a regular hamburger.

Stupid Customers

I used to work at an Arby’s. In the two years I worked there, the dumbest customer by far has been one that apparently never succeeded at first grade math.

Me: “That will be $12.69, please.”

Him: “Ok. Here you go.”

He handed me a $10 bill. Thinking that this was just a mistake, that maybe he meant to give me a $20, I said:

Me: “This is a $10 bill.”

Him: “Yeah, I know.”

Me: “The total is $12.69.”

Him: “I gave you a 10. That’s enough.”

Me: “I need $2.69 more. The total is $12.69.”

Him: (annoyed) “It’s all there! I gave you a 10!”

Me: “No. I need $2.69 more.”

Him: “I gave you a 10!”

Me: “I know. The total is $12.69! I need another $2.69!”

This situation kept on going for a good four or five minutes, when something really wrong happened. I just had him on the verge of giving me a $50 bill, when a manager changed the price to make it less than $10. After I told the customer that, he said:

Him: “Darn kids don’t know how to do math these days.”

I suppose the moral of the story is act dumb, even if you aren’t, and rewards will follow.

Stupid CoWorkers

My school district decided to require us school psychologists to do all our reports on laptops and print from a single printer. After a few months the laptop they provided me ceased to work with the printer. I spoke with the IT Manager.

IT Manager: “I don’t know if the problem is a hardware problem or a software problem.”

Me: “Ok.”

IT Manager: “So I can’t solve the problem now.”

Me: “When can you solve it?”

IT Manager: “I told you: I don’t know if it is a hardware problem or a software problem. I can’t fix it until I know.”

Me: “Ok. I need to print my reports. When will I be able to?”

IT Manager: (angrily) “Look, if it’s a hardware problem I can’t fix it! I don’t know if it is a hardware or a software problem.”

I made several more attempts to communicate with the IT manager about this problem over the next few weeks, only to find myself in the same conversation. Finally, I sent a memo to my boss, explaining that I was having difficulty getting tech support and could not print out my reports. My boss wrote back:

Boss: “Please do not harass the IT Manager anymore. He has already explained to you that he doesn’t know whether it is a software problem or a hardware problem.”

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