Stupid Laws

Stupid Laws in Washington…

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

All lollipops are banned.

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

Stupid CoWorkers

Male boss: So, earlier I walked down the hall calling your name, looking for you, but my wife is the one that responded…

Coworker, jokingly: That’s because our names sound so much alike.

Male boss: No, I think it’s because when we have sex I like to pretend she’s a man and I call out your name.

Coworker: That’s the most fucked-up thing you’ve ever said to me.