Stupid Laws in Washington…

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

All lollipops are banned.

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.