Male boss: So, earlier I walked down the hall calling your name, looking for you, but my wife is the one that responded…
Coworker, jokingly: That’s because our names sound so much alike.
Male boss: No, I think it’s because when we have sex I like to pretend she’s a man and I call out your name.
Coworker: That’s the most fucked-up thing you’ve ever said to me.