Stupid CoWorkers

This lady is the most unprofessional person that I have ever worked for in my entire life!

This woman is the VP of HR but yet she acts like she should be working for People magazine as a gossip columnist.

This woman will take her entire team to lunch and will reveal very confidential information in a public setting---she will tell about people's medical information, marriage issues, sexual preferences, etc.

No subject is off limits! She will always start the conversation with..this information is confidential...I am only telling you about this because you are a part of HR. None of the information is relevant to our jobs....I mean seriously...did we need to know that you fired the person because you suspected he had a personality disorder! Did we need to know that a person resigned because they were having marriage issues and their child was a drug addict! Or about how someone's husband divorced her because he was gay!

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Tech support: "Now, press the up arrow."
Customer: "I don't see any up arrow."
Tech support: "It's above the rest of the arrows at the lower left."
Customer: "All I see above the arrows is an 'I' with a funny little hat on it."
Tech support: "Press that!"

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Worker #1: Oh, I love that ringtone! That's from Wizard of Oz, isn't it?
Worker #2: Yeah, Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead is my favorite song in that whole movie.
Worker #1: Who called?
Worker #2: My mother-in-law.
Worker #1, lauhging: Got any others?
Worker #2: Yeah, I've got If I Only Had a Brain on there, too.
Worker #1: Who's that one for?
Worker #2: My boss.


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Customer: “Hey, how good is this book?” *holds a fantasy book*

Me: “I don’t know, I haven’t read it. But you might want to start with the first one in the series, if we have it right now…”

Customer: “You haven’t read it? You’re gotta be kidding me! Really, they hire anyone these days. I guess I’ll try it, then. You said it’s not the first
one?”

Me: “No, and it seems that we don’t have the first book in this series. If you want, you can leave your name and number and we will call you if someone sells it.”

Customer: “No, no, that will be fine. I’ll just come back. When will you get it?”

Me: “I don’t know, sir. We’re a used books store. We only get books when people sell them to us.”

Customer: “I know that, I’m not stupid! When will someone sell you this book?”

Me: “I don’t know, sir.”

Customer: *rolls his eyes* “I can’t believe they hired you. I bet it’s only because you’re pretty!”

Me: “Er…thanks, I guess?”

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I work in a hospital transporting patients. I have for the past six years, it pays decent enough for me to afford to work and go to school full time. The hospital i work for decided to outsource the management of the dept.

This is a management company brought into a unionized hospital. I for one am in the union but I'm not big on unions. i believe they can keep people in a job that deserve to be fired. now that is stated, the employees are what you might say idiots. if you have a concern about an issue, say a patient issue. where patient safety could be an issue, they will respond with "i will have to talk to ______ about it". that is it. that is all you will get out of the whole thing. you will never see any change, or anyone ask you about it, that is it.

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Once I got called to the office of a co-worker (let's call him Joe User) to help him figure out his username (he knew his password).

* Me: "Your username is 'Joe User'."
* Him: "Unacceptable! How much am I supposed to remember? I can only remember a certain number of things."
* Me: "Wouldn't one of those things be your name?"
* Him: "I guess I'll have to write it down."

He proceeded to write his own name on a sticky note and attach it to his monitor.

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(While working the overnight shift alone, a single customer walks into the store and walks to my register.)

Customer: “What would you do if I robbed you?”

Me: “…I’d call the cops.”

Customer: “What about if I had a knife to your throat?”

Me: “Do you really think those are good questions to be asking me?”

Customer: “Okay, let’s just say I have a gun in your face.”

Me: “Get out. Now.”

Customer: “Sheesh, I was just trying to have a friendly conversation with you…” *leaves*


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Please help me I feel like I am stuck in hell. My boss is the moodiest person I have ever been around in my life and you never know what you are going to get with her. One day she is nice and the next day a total bitch! She is always making rude comments about everything and she never says thank you.

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Me: “Hey there, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to know the 9 types of lemonade you have.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we only have ONE kind of lemonade and we’re out of it.”

Customer: “Okay, but what are your 9 different types?”

Me: “Sir, I don’t think you understand. We only have one kind of lemonade and we’re currently out of it.”

Customer: “Okay.”

(The customer walks away, only to come back five minutes later.)

Customer: “If I ask you the same question from earlier, you’re still going to give me the same answer, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yes…”


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Coworker #1, after big move: Hey, we've got another box empty.
Coworker #2: Great, we can use it for these mystery files until they've got somewhere to go.
Coworker #1: Really? Um, I was going to start building a fort with it.