Woman: I want one of those cupcakes with no sprinkles.
Cashier: They all have sprinkles, ma’am.
Woman: [lingers, looks] I thought some didn’t.
Cashier: They all do.
Woman: … I thought some didn’t.
Cashier: No, all the cupcakes have got sprinkles today.
Woman, pointing: What about that cupcake?
Cashier: That’s a donut, ma’am. Do you want that?