Stupid Laws in Colorado…
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Stupid Laws in Fresno California…
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Stupid Laws in Glendale California…
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
Stupid Laws in Downey California…
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
Stupid Laws in El Monte California…
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Stupid Laws in Eureka California…
Persons may not sleep on a road.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Stupid Laws in Cerritos California…
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Stupid Laws in Chico California…
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Stupid Laws in Dana Point California…
One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.