Stupid Laws in Fresno California…
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Stupid Laws in Glendale California…
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.