Stupid Roommates

My very first roommate forgot to buy a trash container when we first moved in. He decided to use his clothes hamper, since he was never planning on putting clothes in there in the first place, probably because they were easier to find on the floor. He liked the idea of a hamper trash container, because it was very big and would hold a lot of trash. He would only have to take trash out every couple of weeks (so he thought). One day he asked me why all of these fruit flies were flying around his desk (where he kept his trash container), but not around my stuff. It just reinforced the fact that he is terminally stupid.

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