Stupid Customers

Client: Hi. I’m just calling to see what size you made the new releases

poster you just sent me?

Me: I made it 30 x 40, as requested.

Client: Welllllllll, the proof I just received isn’t 30 x 40. It’s only 7 inches


Me: Really? That’s odd. wrong> In which program did you open the file I sent you?

Client: Adobe (meaning Acrobat)

Me: Hmmm….and Acrobat says that it’s 7 inches wide?

Client: Well, I think so. I don’t know. I just held a ruler up to my screen

and it was only 7 inches wide.