Stupid Students

Picture it … American History. 8th Grade. We’re discussing, oh, I don’t know, maybe World War I. Out of the blue, a girl raises her hand and asks our teacher (who, in turn, simply stared at her like she had lobsters crawling out of her ears), “Are there 49 states in America, or 51?” Amid the general disbelief in the room, she explained her reason for asking: “Because if Puerto Rico is a state, then there’s 51, right? But if it’s not, then I guess there are only 49. Right?”

Stupid Students

In my high school American History class in 1988, my teacher was leading a discussion on the pre-Civil War Fugitive Slave Act. He explained that under the terms of the legislation, a slave who had escaped from Alabama and Ben found later in Michigan could be sent back to his former owner in Alabama. At this point, an extremely confused (and non-blonde) girl in the back of the class raises her hand and asks in a hesitant, halting manner, “Does Alabama still have slaves?”