Stupid CoWorkers

I got a call from someone in our office.

Friend: “My computer’s dead.”

Me: “Ok, can you tell me what’s wrong with it?”

Friend: “The screen’s black. I got some coffee, came back, and the screen was black.”

It was a short walk to her desk, so off I go. Looking at the monitor, I saw that it was on with no flashing red lights, so I knew it was connected to the computer. Instinctively, my hand went to the mouse, and snap. The screen came back with all her work.

Friend: “WHAT DID YOU DO!?”

Me: “I moved your mouse. It was your screen saver.”

Friend: “Thanks! You’re a lifesaver!”