Stupid CoWorkers

February 8, 2011

When I lived in LA, I needed to travel to Hong Kong for business. I called a travel agent, told her the days I needed to travel, and she said she would have to get back to me for such a complicated itinerary. A little confused, I said fine and hung up.

About three hours later she called back and said she finally had it all worked out. There were five connections over three different airlines, and would take a total of about 32 hours to get there. She proceeded to walk me through the connections which had me going from LA to New York to London to Paris to Frankfurt to Hong Kong.

When I asked why she didn’t just book the 13 hour non-stop flight from LA to Hong Kong over the Pacific, she seemed confused and said she didn’t know you could go that way around. I guess she had a map and not a globe.

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Stupid Bosses

February 7, 2011

I worked at a small manufacturing company where the boss was mentally unstable. One morning he stormed in, furious that the order entry department had made a mistake, and fired all five employees in the department.

Later that day he comes in yelling at the operation manager that no orders were being entered. When the operations manager reminded him that he fired everyone in the department, the boss seemed confused and asked what that had to do with anything.

Stupid Bosses

Stupid CoWorkers

February 5, 2011

Coworker 1: So how do you like your new car?

Coworker2: Its good, but I thought it was supposed to get better gas mileage. I just filled up the gas tank, and it cost the same amount of money as my old car did.

Stupid CoWorkers

Stupid Customers

February 3, 2011

Me: “Welcome to [fast food chain name], may I take your order please?”

Customer: “I want a Cobb Salad, no Cobb!”

Me: “No what?”

Customer: “No Cobb! I don’t want no Cobb!”

Me: “Cobb was the chef who invented the salad, he is not an ingredient. We put eggs, tomato, bacon, chicken and blue cheese on our salad.”

Customer: “Blue cheese! That’s what I don’t want! No Cobb!”

Me: *giving up* “One Cobb salad, no blue cheese. That will be [price], thank you!”

(At the drive though window.)

Customer: “That don’t got no Cobb, right?”

Stupid Customers
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