Stupid Students

I am a high school student in the San Francisco Bay Area. I was a junior at the time of this incident. After the Spirit Rally (which is a big cheering competition between the four classes before Homecoming) my friends and I were arguing about “how to win next year.” Someone jokingly suggested getting “Class of 1998” tattoo on our foreheads. At that point, a painfully slow girl said to us “That’s very stupid. What are you going to do next year when you are the Class of 1997 (the seniors were the Class of 1997 at the time). We thought that she was joking but we soon saw that she honestly thought that each senior class was assigned the graduation year “1997”. We couldn’t explain to her how each class kept their graduation year. I don’t think she understands how it all works to this day.

Stupid Students

Picture it … American History. 8th Grade. We’re discussing, oh, I don’t know, maybe World War I. Out of the blue, a girl raises her hand and asks our teacher (who, in turn, simply stared at her like she had lobsters crawling out of her ears), “Are there 49 states in America, or 51?” Amid the general disbelief in the room, she explained her reason for asking: “Because if Puerto Rico is a state, then there’s 51, right? But if it’s not, then I guess there are only 49. Right?”

Stupid Students

In the English Composition class we arguing whether marijuana should be legalized. And a blonde in the class said if they legalize they would make it more accessible.

Stupid Students

One day in mid October a very confused girl in the High School Choir looked at the marker board. She appeared to be very puzzled. After reading “Happy MEA!” which was written on the board, she turned to me and asked- “Who’s Mea? It’s her birthday today!”