Stupid Criminals

The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that

a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said

he couldn’t have done it because he was busy breaking into

a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for

breaking into the school.

Stupid Criminals

David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I,

after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and

stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out

they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each,

and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that

police officers easily jumped him from behind.

Stupid Criminals

45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,

after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of

marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car

which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.

According to police, Brasher later said that she didn’t

realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to

change the oil.

Stupid Criminals

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned

that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking

the report called the phone and told the guy that answered

that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy

the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.