Receptionist: Jim Smith, please come to the office, you have a telephone call.
CoWorker: You may want to speak up. Also, if he shows up, I’m getting out of here fast.
Receptionist: Why, don’t you like him?
CoWorker: No, it’s not that at all, it’s just that he’s been dead for over a year.
CoWorker #1: (On a diet trying to lose weight, but has a big piece of coworkers birthday cake in hand): Did someone over here call me? I thought someone call my name.
CoWorker #2 : No, that’s just your conscience speaking to you trying to stop you from eating that cake!
CoWorker #1: Hey Jim, You’re smart can you help me with something
CoWorker #2: Sure
CoWorker #1 (pulls out kid’s math homework and a reads question from the math homework)
Coworker: Hello, may I speak with Fredrick S. Burg ?
Customer: Sorry, we don’t have a Fredrick S. Burg here, but are located in Fredricksburg, VA.
Coworker: (hangs up the phone)