New CoWorker

New CoWorker: Some man put all these files right on my desk. Isn’t there an employee here to take care of all this petty stuff?

Old CoWorker: Yes there is, You.

Stupid CoWorkers

Cubicle Girl: I heard she lost custody because she injected her kid with Botox for all those beauty pageants she attends.

Cubicle Guy: What? Botox? I bet her daughter didn’t look surprised at all.

Stupid CoWorkers

Stupid CoWorkers

FedEx comes in for our company’s delivery.

FedEx guy: Here are your packages.

Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (referring to photo of twin daughters)

FedEx guy: Um uh ne erm ver, I got to go!