New CoWorker: Some man put all these files right on my desk. Isn’t there an employee here to take care of all this petty stuff?
Old CoWorker: Yes there is, You.
Stupid CoWorkers
Cubicle Girl: I heard she lost custody because she injected her kid with Botox for all those beauty pageants she attends.
Cubicle Guy: What? Botox? I bet her daughter didn’t look surprised at all.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: I’ve found a office with super cheap rent for my StartUp.
CoWorker #2: If the view is shit and they don’t have free cookies keep looking!
Stupid CoWorkers
FedEx comes in for our company’s delivery.
FedEx guy: Here are your packages.
Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (referring to photo of twin daughters)
FedEx guy: Um uh ne erm ver, I got to go!