Stupid CoWorkers

Cubicle Girl: I heard she lost custody because she injected her kid with Botox for all those beauty pageants she attends.

Cubicle Guy: What? Botox? I bet her daughter didn’t look surprised at all.

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Girl cuts work all the time

Hello everyone ,this has got to be the oddest situation I have been in my whole small life.I work with an MIS group that maintains servers /workstations alike and control the whole facility here at company xyz.Now let me tell you xyz is a “GREAT” company and very profitable indeed and there is an 80/20 split on the good people and the shitheads that work here at xyz.This group inhouse is managed by staff in another state (Which are great people and strong management)but are being snowjobbed and do not know it by a staff member here at xyz.This individual comes in late ,leaves early anywhere from 1-4 hours almost every daY (Especially Fridays …. Anyhoo this does not directly effect my position until management comes to me and asks where is so and so ?

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Stupid Things Overheard

Girl #1: You know how I knew I was back home? I saw a Duane Reade.

Girl #2: Yeah, they don’t have those out there.

Girl #1: No, actually, you know how I knew I was home? I saw a crackhead on my block jerking off as he was walking. Then, I was like, ‘Yeah, I’m home.’

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