CoWorker: Hey, I can’t look at our webpage without the browser crashing.
IT manager: Which browser?
CoWorker: Ff 4.
IT manager: What?
CoWorker: Firefox 4.
IT manager: What’s a Firefox?
CoWorker: Uh, let’s pretend I said IE.
Stupid CoWorkers
Openly gay reception guy to IT girl: Have you lost weight?
IT girl: Hahahaha, no, but I will totally have your babies now that you’ve said that.
Stupid CoWorkers
IT guy: And you can help with setting up the sites, too.
Super-cute admin assistant: Okay.
Office manager, walking in: What’s going on?
IT guy: I was just telling her that she could help me out this year if she wanted to.
Office manager: Oh yeah, she’s an untapped resource.
IT guy, after pause: I’d tap that.
Stupid CoWorkers
Openly Gay CoWorker to IT Girl: Have you lost weight?
IT girl: Hahahaha, no, but I will totally have your babies now that you’ve said that.