CoWorker #1: Give me some jelly beans.
CoWorker #2: Fuck you! (pause) And don’t call me jelly beans.
Stupid Things Overheard
CoWorker #1: Where did this ball come from? Is this your ball?
CoWorker #2: It’s not mine. I haven’t touched my balls in a long time.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker 1: I don’t know what I’m going to do. But the next time I get paid, I’m going to do something strange and weird with it.
CoWorkers 2: Really? Strange and weird?
CoWorker 1: Okay, maybe not weird, but definitely strange. There’s a difference?
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: You should try some breathing exercises to help you sleep.
CoWorker #2: Did you just say “breeding exercises”?
CoWorker #1: Well, if you think that would work better…