CoWorker #1: You should try some breathing exercises to help you sleep.
CoWorker #2: Did you just say “breeding exercises”?
CoWorker #1: Well, if you think that would work better…
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: I need to book a car for an airport pickup in Washington DC.
CoWorker #2: Is that in Seattle?
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: Dude, check this out! Robin bought me some bacon-flavored popcorn!
CoWorker #2: Sweet! To thank her you should dress up like that kid from Malcolm in the Middle and pee on her… (pause) What? I heard she was into that. Not so much? Okay…
Stupid CoWorkers
Boss, with customer on phone: Mr Jones says he doesn’t understand this bill you sent him.
CoWorker: quietly, from across the room: It isn’t complicated, can’t he read?
Boss, loudly, next to phone: Yes, he can read!