Stupid School Excuses (from parents)

Misspellings have been left intact.

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

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Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot

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Dear school: please ecsc’s John being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

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Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

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Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

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John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.