Stupid CoWorkers

So I have worked at this place that I like to refer to as the Devil’s Playground for almost 5 years. And I actually just got a new job I will be startinig a week from Monday. My reason for leaving is because for the last few years this woman in my office, who I like to refer to as “The Troll” makes my life a living hell. Ok she is very LAZY I mean honestly she makes more personal phone calls in a day than she does phone calls with customers. Than when she isn’t on the phone she e-mails everyone she knows, and will NOT answer the phone it is very annoying, than she will answer the phones when the bosses come in the room, so she makes it look like the rest of us are slackers when she does NOTHING all effing day!

She makes comments all the time that are very rude to me. Also on her personal calls she likes to play 20 questions so that she won’t say she is talking about me, but im not stupid like that stupid horrible troll is. She also said that I don’t understand when our bosses mom was going through cancer even though my father had just passed away a few months earlier from cancer, and she told me to my face” we don’t understand what they are going through” I really hate her and I can’t wait to start my new job, so I don’t have to see her lazy, orange colored wrinky face ever again.

Stupid Students

My mom’s friend is a teacher at a nearby high school. Well, one day, she assigned her class a paper on World War 2. The day it was due, one boy came in empty handed. The teacher asked him why. He simply replied, “I went to every library I could find, but I found NOTHING on World War 2. I found a lot of books on World War 11, though