Stupid Students

While working at the university computer lab one evening, a student came over to ask me why her computer was running so slowly. She said that she was just surfing the Internet. I went over and examined her screen and noticed that she had approximately 230 separate browser windows open in Internet Explorer.

She thought that she could only use each one once.

Stupid CoWorkers

I used to work at the IT Support Desk for a university. A librarian at one of our libraries was surfing the web one day and came across a site that said it was best viewed using the Internet Explorer browser. So she called me and said she needed a “browser” to view this site, and could we install a browser onto her system?

I told her that if she was viewing the site already, she was already using a browser, but, unsatisfied with that answer, she went over my head to the Directory of Libraries and said that we were being uncooperative about providing her with a browser.

Stupid Tech Support

I called up tech support because Internet Explorer insisted on opening everything I was trying to download with Quicktime.

Customer: “Internet Explorer insists on opening everything I try to download with Quicktime.”

Tech Support: “Ok.”

Customer: “So whenever I click on anything that I want to download it tries to open it with Quicktime.”

Tech Support: “Are you sure that its not a Quicktime file?”

Customer: “No it’s an exe file.”

Tech Support: “So it’s not a Quicktime file?”

Customer: “No, and I can’t right click either, to do a Save Target As.”

Tech Support: “Oh, but you’re sure it’s not a Quicktime file, right?”

Customer: “Yes, it is an executable file, DOT E X E, not DOT M O V.”

Tech Support: “Is it a .exe that can be opened in Quicktime?”

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