Stupid Things Overheard

Advisor #1: Wow, you’re really almost done packing up your office. All the rainbow stuff is gone…

Advisor #2: I never had any rainbow stuff up. It was just colorful.

Advisor #1: True. It’s like the party’s over.

Advisor #2: Yup. The make-up’s off. My hair’s messed up… Can’t find my underwear.

Advisor #1: Wait, how is that different from any other day?