Stupid Tech Support

Tech Support: “Do you have the icon on your desktop?”

Customer: “No. It’s a thingy with buttons on the shelf. Um, a modem.”

Tech Support: “Yes. I need you to look at the software you are using though. What do you click on?”

Customer: “Oh. Ok.”

Tech Support: “What’s the name of the icon you use to click on?”

Customer: “The mouse?”