During my younger days in boarding school the majority of the student body had to have their teeth corrected some way. There were those who endured the pain of braces, the annoyance of retainers, and so on. However, some lucky students just had super model teeth. One friend of mine had the largest retainer I had ever seen. It looked like he had a tennis ball in his mouth. One evening while walking down the hall a fellow student asked what he had in his mouth. “It’s a retainer,” he replied. “Cool, whose is it?” This is the same student who when his friend was playing golf on the computer his friend yelled out, “Yippie, I got a hole in one!” His reply was, “Cool, in how many shots?”
