This conversation took place through email.
Customer: “I need something off the web, and I don’t have any way to use a browser!”
Tech Support: “There’s a browser called ‘lynx’ that you can use from a shell.” (gives a brief description of how to use it)
Customer: “What’s lynx? I need a browser!”
Tech Support: (again mentions lynx and says how to use it)
Customer: “I need a browser. If you can’t help me, get someone else to answer my emails.”