Me: “Hey there, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to know the 9 types of lemonade you have.”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, we only have ONE kind of lemonade and we’re out of it.”
Customer: “Okay, but what are your 9 different types?”
Me: “Sir, I don’t think you understand. We only have one kind of lemonade and we’re currently out of it.”
Customer: “Okay.”
(The customer walks away, only to come back five minutes later.)
Customer: “If I ask you the same question from earlier, you’re still going to give me the same answer, aren’t you?”
Me: “Yes…”