Stupid Customers
Customer: “Two.”
Me: “For which movie?”
Customer: *silence*
Me: “Which movie would you like to see?”
Customer: *silence*
Me: “Can you hear me?”
Customer: “Yes, I said two!”
Me: “I heard that, but you have to tell me which movie you want to see before I can sell you a ticket.”
Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Well how should I know what I want to see? I haven’t seen any of them yet!”
Stupid Customers
(A customer walks in with 5 magazines under her arm.)
Customer: “Hi, how much does it cost to laminate one A4 page?”
Me: “That’ll be $0.10.”
Customer: “Great and um, about how many pages are in a magazine?”
Me: “I’d say about 100.”
Customer: “Great, so 100 multiplied by five is 500 hundred right?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Customer: “So 500 multiplied by $0.10 would be $50.00 right?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: “Yeah so can you like, laminate each page in the magazine?”
Me: “Why would you want to do that?”
Customer: “So I can read them in the bath.”
Stupid Things Overheard
Receptionist on phone: I’m going to have Derick wash my bras cause they smell like sour milk.