(A teenager is trying to buy a cell phone. He has an out of state ID which appears fake. It is brought to me to check it.)
Me: “We can’t accept this ID. It’s not real.”
Customer: “Can you tell me what’s wrong with it compared to a real one, so I’ll know for next time?”
A young lady in our office was getting married and she was talking with another coworker. She mentioned that she was going to France for her honeymoon. The coworker asked the lady what she was going to do on her Honeymoon? Was she going to be by herself? The young lady couldn’t believe that someone would ask such a stupid question.
CoWorkers #1: Can I have a piece of your gum?
CoWorkers #2: Sure.
CoWorkers #1: Thanks. Why do you always chew gum?
CoWorkers #2: I know this sounds weird, but I always feel like I need to have something in my mouth.
Coworker said: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.