Stupid Tech Support

I had just bought a new laser printer in the US when I received a very good job offer for the summer in Europe. So I called the printer manufacturer’s help desk to find out if I could use the printer in Europe with 220 volts, or if they had a low cost transformer.

Me: “Hello, I have just bought your new (printer model), and I was wondering if I can use it in Europe with 220 volts?”

Tech Support: “Hmmm…let me see…. Here, ok, it says that the printer works with 120 volts, so 220 volts should be enough.”

Me: “What?! If it is made only for 120 volts, and I hook it up to 220 volts, it’s going to fry.”

Tech Support: “Hmmm. You may need a surge protector.”

Stupid Ex-Girlfriends

I had an ex-girlfriend who was stupid. One day her stupid things were getting on my nerves and I asked her what her I.Q. was.

She responded “20/20”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Friends

I know someone who lives right down the street. One day she was walking along and struck up a conversation with my Mom. I had nothing to do and was overhearing it. The topic went to dogs. Then she said, “You know, there is this really strange thing that happens every time I drive to school. I pass this street and there is this dead dog. And once I get out of school and pass the street again, someone moved the dog. It’s really weird! Every day someone moves this dead dog back and forth!” So, one day, we drove down that street to get to the supermarket, and remembering that conversation looked down the street and saw the dog laying there. The dog wasn’t dead, it was sleeping!

Stupid Friends

My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. My friend Tracey asked, “What color?”