Stupid Tech Support

After owning my computer for a little over two months I noticed the system was sluggish.

Me: “My system’s really slow on bootup.”

Tech Support: “Have you been on the net for a long time?”

Me: “Well, yeah, about a month or two.”

Tech Support: “Try deleting the cache. Oh, and do you have a virus scanner?”

Me: “Yes, it was the first thing I put on the hard drive.”

Tech Support: “Oh, get rid of it. That’s the problem. Those virus scanners screw things up on your disk. Get rid of it.”

Me: “Isn’t that risky?”

Tech Support: “And you’ll have to format your hard drive with Quick Reinstall. That’s really all I know.”

Me: “Um…sure. Sure I will.”

A friend cleaned up my system path, and the boot lag cleared right up. And guess what? I didn’t have to format my hard drive after all.

Stupid CoWorkers

“So, I started a new job several months ago. I was happy with the move and thought I had finally found a place where incompetent and neurotic people were gone. Unfortunately not so.

Turns out my boss is an idiot. Sure, he knows a small portion of the overall scheme of our little department, but has absolutely no idea what my part is. (and I do have one, mind you!)

We had some mishaps several weeks back that caused some discomfort. And since he refused to say anything, I did a little snooping to find out how much trouble I might be in. Well, it appears that my boss has been emailing some of my old colleages to find out exactly what my role in the department should be. He even asked one of my former co-workers for a description of my job.

Now granted, I shouldn’t have been snooping, but then if he had a problem with how I was performing my job, it would have been nice if he had discussed it with me first before telling everyone that I suck. Meanwhile, he doesn’t even know enough to know what my job description is! He had to ask other people! And this person is in charge of me! I’ve been working in the same industry for 8 years, so a little credit would have been nice.”

Stupid Things Overheard

High school girl #1: Yeah, Americans have no moral values. The United States hasn’t had good morals since, like, the 17th century.

High school girl #2: Yeah, I know.

High school girl #1: I mean, you could walk down the street naked and no one would say anything. That would never happen in Europe.

High school girl #2: Yeah, but in France women wear tight, revealing clothing, too.

High school girl #1: But in France it’s fashionable. Here it’s just slutty.

Stupid Things Overheard

50-something guy #1: That food was so good last night.

50-something guy #2: I think we were just drunk.

50-something guy #1: No, that was a great grilled cheese… Remember the Russian hooker with the whip?

50-something guy #2: Yeah… Here’s 14th Street.