Stupid Customers

Once, I had a caller insist I come visit her at home, because she had all kinds of errors on her computer. I took the 25 minute trip and discovered that the “errors” were spam emails that had found their way to her inbox. Essentially she paid me for deleting her junk mail.

Stupid CoWorkers

I like to think of myself as a forgiving, understanding individual. One can only put up with so much. I had this employee, let’s call her Darla, who was desperate to have a man in her life. We were traveling consultants, spending 5 nights away from home, so starting a relationship was difficult. Since she had no friends, I felt sorry for her and made friends with her at work.

Stupid Criminals

NEW YORK, – An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn’t notice his intended victims were police officers — in uniform.

Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said…

Stupid Friends

One evening while walking through the school hallways, a friend was attempting to impress me with this knowledge of computers.

Him: “I can use HTML coding to do my homework for me. That way I don’t have to waste time on it.”