Stupid Things Overheard

I heard this the other day…

Tourist: Is that train going to 18th street?

New Yorker: Yes.

Doors close.

New Yorker: But you’re not.

–Union Square Station, 4/5/6 platform

Stupid Things Overheard

Hipster girl: I think he wanted to know if you were bisexual.

Hipster boy: Well, I prefer the term hetero-flexible.