Stupid Laws

Stupid Laws in Florida

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Stupid Laws

Stupid Laws in Delaware…

It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

Stupid Laws in Lewes Delaware…

It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Stupid Laws in Rehoboth Beach Delaware…

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.

Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

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Stupid Laws in Connecticut…

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.

Stupid Laws in Devon Connecticut…

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Stupid Laws in Guilford Connecticut…

Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

You may not educate dogs.It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

Stupid Laws in New Britain Connecticut…

It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

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Stupid Laws in Colorado…

One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.