CoWorker #1: It’s my birthday today!
CoWorker #2: Happy Birthday! It’s my little sister’s b-day too, she’s turning 12.
CoWorker #1: So cool. Is she your mom’s first child?
New CoWorker
New CoWorker: Some man put all these files right on my desk. Isn’t there an employee here to take care of all this petty stuff?
Old CoWorker: Yes there is, You.
Stupid CoWorkers
Cubicle Girl: I heard she lost custody because she injected her kid with Botox for all those beauty pageants she attends.
Cubicle Guy: What? Botox? I bet her daughter didn’t look surprised at all.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: I’ve found a office with super cheap rent for my StartUp.
CoWorker #2: If the view is shit and they don’t have free cookies keep looking!