CoWorker #1: Give me some jelly beans.
CoWorker #2: Fuck you! (pause) And don’t call me jelly beans.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker 1: I don’t know what I’m going to do. But the next time I get paid, I’m going to do something strange and weird with it.
CoWorkers 2: Really? Strange and weird?
CoWorker 1: Okay, maybe not weird, but definitely strange. There’s a difference?
Stupid Coworkers
A young lady in our office was getting married and she was talking with another coworker. She mentioned that she was going to France for her honeymoon. The coworker asked the lady what she was going to do on her Honeymoon? Was she going to be by herself? The young lady couldn’t believe that someone would ask such a stupid question.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorkers #1: Can I have a piece of your gum?
CoWorkers #2: Sure.
CoWorkers #1: Thanks. Why do you always chew gum?
CoWorkers #2: I know this sounds weird, but I always feel like I need to have something in my mouth.