Stupid Students

Stupid School Excuses (from parents)

Misspellings have been left intact.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because don’t know what size she wear.

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Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday we forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.

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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

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Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

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Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

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Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

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Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

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Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat ; her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either , sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.