CoWorkers #1: Can you help me with this Word document? I want the layout to look horizontal instead of vertical.
CoWorkers #2: Okay, go into File, then Page Setup.
CoWorkers #1: Okay.
CoWorkers #2: You see where it says “Page Source”?
CoWorkers #1: Sure Do.
CoWorkers #2: Good, now do you see where it says “Orientation”? Make your choice.
CoWorkers #1: Gay or straight?