Stupid Laws

Lee County, Alabama…

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Lee County, Mobile…

Women may not wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.

No one may use a ‘funk ball’ within the city limits.

Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.

No person within the city may possess confetti.

It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.

‘Spray String’ is banned.

Stupid Laws

In Alabama…

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Anniston, Alabama…

It is unlawful for any person to spit upon the sidewalks, or upon the floors of places of worship, buses, public halls, theaters or other public places.

It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Huntsville, Alabama…

If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

Stupid Laws

Stupid Alabama Laws…

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Incestuous marriages are legal.

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

You may not drive barefooted.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Stupid Laws

Texas law says that one must notify their victim 24 hours in advance of murdering or robbing them

Pennsylvania law states…”If you are driving your car and you encounter a group of wild horses, you must pull over and cover your car with a camouflage tarp (not sure about the spelling for camouflage). If the horses seem nervous you disassemble your car piece by piece and hide it in a ditch.

In Macomb Illinois it is illegal to drive a car that is shaped like a wolverine.