Stupid CoWorkers

CoWorker on phone: Hold on a minute (presses hold then says to Team Leader). John is on the phone and needs to talk to you

Team Leader: Tell him I’m at lunch.

CoWorker: (back on phone) Hi, he says he’s at lunch

Team Leader: (rage in eyes)

CoWorker: Whaat?

VN:F [1.9.7_1111]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Stupid CoWorkers

CoWorker #1: Man, it’s way too late. I’m so sleepy.

CoWorker #2: Yeah dude. I’m so sleepy that if some guy just came up and raped me I wouldn’t even care, I’d be like “just hurry the fuk up and get it over with!”

VN:F [1.9.7_1111]
Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

Stupid CoWorkers

CoWorker #1: She’s a Leslie.

CoWorker #2: Just because she wears a lot of plaid, doesn’t mean she’s a lesbian.

CoWorker #1: Her last name is Leeessssleeeeey.

VN:F [1.9.7_1111]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Stupid CoWorkers

It was the start of fishing season. As with hunting season, to go out and fish one needed a license….

CoWorker #1:’ …oh, so you and Bob are going to go fishing this weekend? did you get your fishing licenses yet?’

CoWorker #2:’ …no not yet. I’m pretty nervous about it.’

CoWorker #1: (shakes her head) ..’why would you be nervous?’

CoWorker #2: ‘I’m afraid I’m not going to pass the test!’

CoWorker #3: ‘you don’t need to be nervous! There’s not a test! It’s just a thing where you pay a fee and fill in your name to register!’

VN:F [1.9.7_1111]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)