Stupid Tech Support

Customer: “The computer i have now is a Pentium Hewlitt-Packard Bell.”

Tech Support: “Are you sure it’s not just a Hewlitt-Packard or maybe a Packard Bell?”

Customer: “Aren’t they the same thing?”

Tech Support: “No, they are different.”

Customer: “Oh, then maybe its a Pentium Bell.”

Tech Support: “Ok.”

Customer: “It has a Pentium III 166 in it.”