Stupid Customers

I am the tech consultant for a computer repair company, but we also sell computers. Once, I had a teen walk in and say he wanted a gaming PC. I asked what kind of games he wanted to play.

Him: “Maybe I could get an Apple II to play Halo — that’s going to be about $20, right?”

I laughed and said that an Apple II wasn’t going to cut it and that a PC that Halo could run on would run about $600. It wasn’t what he wanted to hear.

Him: “Ok, how about a 50 megabyte hard drive, to make my other computer run faster?”