(I work at a food court in the mall. While I am sweeping the hardwood floors, some guy acting real weird tries to put his trash in the machine I use to clean the hardwood floors.)
Me: “Hey, wait! What are you doing?”
Weird Guy: “I’m putting my trash in the trash can”
Me: “No, this is a floor cleaner. The trash cans are over there.” (I point at them)
Weird Guy: “You sure? it looks just like a trash can!”
Me: (I just stare at this 4 wheeled floor machine that looks nothing like a trash can)…..Ummmm
Weird Guy: “What does this thing do?”
Me: “It cleans the hard wood floors.”
Weird Guy: “Well, it looks just like a trash can!”
Me: “I’m sure it does.” (I start to walk away)
Weird Guy: “IT DOES!”
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