Customer: “Can you tell me how to get to Mount Desert Island?”
Me: “Ma’am, we’re on Mount Desert Island right now.”
Customer: “But, can you drive there?”
Me: “… Yes… remember that bridge you had to cross to get here?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Okay, just head back that way, and when you cross the bridge, make a u-turn and come back.”
Customer’s husband: *laughs*