CoWorkers #1: So she was driving me so batshit crazy with her dumbass questions that I wanted to punch her right in her stupid face. But then I thought that anyone who’s that chronically stupid must already have a really difficult life. So my good deed for the day was to just punch her in my imagination.
CoWorkers #2: You truly are a prince among men.
CoWorkers #1: I know, right? Most people don’t get that about me.
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