Office guy #1: Sometimes I think it’d just be easier to be gay.
Office guy #2: Except for the butt sex.
Office guy #1: …I could take it.
Stupid CoWorkers
coworker #1: What are you eating? it smells horrible.
coworker #2: It’s yogurt, for Christ’s sake!
coworker #1: What kind of yogurt?
coworker #2: Strawberry yogurt!
coworker #1: With rotten strawberries! It stinks!
coworker #2: Look, Joe* was just here using the microwave to heat up sh*t.
coworker #1: That sh*t smelled delicious.
Stupid CoWorkers
I overheard my coworker on the phone spelling out another worker’s name: “H as in hippo, O as in (pause) zero, …”
Stupid CoWorkers
Female employee, coughing: I didn’t know if I got another STD or what’s going on here… (pause) Would you like a cookie? It’s homemade!