Model #1: You’ve got goosebumps, baby!
Model #2: Is the door propped open? It’s fucking freezing in here!
Model #3: Have some more wine. Drink yourself a blanket.
Stupid CoWorkers
A conversation with a customer on the phone:
Customer: “I need to get a return authorization. This isn’t what I needed’
Stupid Co-Worker: “I’m sorry Sir, but I won’t be able to get you that, um, return authorization until tomorrow. You see, our CEO is demanding a report for our biggest customer and, um, well, they are more important”
The customer hung up and my Co-Worker didn’t have a clue why.
Stupid CoWorkers
Boss, with customer on phone: Mr Jones says he doesn’t understand this bill you sent him.
CoWorker: quietly, from across the room: It isn’t complicated, can’t he read?
Boss, loudly, next to phone: Yes, he can read!
Stupid Customers
Lost customer: “Pardon me, sir. I’m lost. Can you help me, please?”
Me: “Sure. What are you looking for?”
Lost customer: “I’m looking for Milkjer Blvd.”
Me: “I’ve never heard of it.”
Lost customer: “Yeah, it’s a weird spelling. But it’s clearly Milkjer Blvd.”
Me: “Can I see your directions?”
Lost customer: “Sure. See, it’s spelled M-L-K-J-r Blvd.”